Saturday, April 4, 2020

Reading Comprehension Test - as a test post



St Louis County is comprised of 88 municipalities and many of them have their own, local parks.
St Louis County also maintains a park system of 71 parks. They have their own fancy logo and everything.

Yesterday, the County Executive issued an order to close all the St Louis County Parks, and he went on to name several of the bigger parks in the County Park System like Lone Elk Park and Susson Park, because people wouldn't stop having parties or observe the social distancing orders.

Since the order says "all St Louis County Parks are being closed", not "all parks in St Louis County are being closed" I take this to mean that my local city park is still open for business even though my little city is located within St Louis County. No closed signs are posted at my park except for the signs on the kiddie playground and the rest rooms. Those have been there for probably a week now. So, I'm continuing to walk my dog in the park because that's the only place she'll poop plus the walk is good exercise. If I get a citation I will use the above park closure wording as my defense.

Also, anyone who has watched Counterpart will find all this eerily familiar.

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  1. Sadie! I am able to comment. Maybe you can try again?

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