Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Shelter in Place - Adventures in Shopping under the New Normal

So, on Friday it sounded like the CDC was going to suggest everyone wear a mask when venturing out in public.  I thought I would make myself one, since I had to go out to the stores the next day.  I had the brilliant idea of cutting up an old, cotton nightgown that had thin straps ('perfect to use as ties', I thought), so for about an hour I cut and hand sewed (no sewing machine) something that does resemble a mask and actually works, but it was uncomfortable, too lumpy, and fogged up my glasses when I wore it. 

Got up at 7:30 AM on Saturday with the goal of getting out of the house around 8:00, which is when Target opens. Since the shelter in place started, I have gotten into the habit of going to two, and sometimes three, stores on Saturday morning.  I used to go to one store at 4:00 in the afternoon, but the late bird gets no worms in this brave new world.  Tried on the mask again, said 'nah' and dug up an old bandana that worked pretty well, except the knot would come loose and I had to keep re-tying it.  A work in progress.

Headed for Target and got there around 8:05.  There was a line of about 50 people out front, standing in a gentle misty rain, six feet apart, waiting to be let into the store in small groups.  I'd say it was about 60/40 masks/no masks.  I joined the line.  People kept coming out of the store carrying large packages of Scott's toilet paper, so I was hopeful of scoring some.  I guess this is how addicts feel.  By the time I got in, all that was left was some off brand I had never heard of, but I grabbed it and felt like I had won the lottery.  Another success - they had a good supply of Campbell's Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup, which Larry likes to eat for lunch.  The last time I was in Safeway, they didn't have a single can of Chunky Soup of any kind - not one.  So, I bought eight at Target, which is the limit, paid and headed to my next stop, Safeway.

There, I was greeted by an employee who pointed me towards the carts which had been wiped down with sanitizer.  Only one entry/exit was open to make sure people only used those carts.  She also asked us to wait until the checker gave the okay to put our groceries on the conveyor belt at checkout.  There is a plexiglass shield up between the customer and the checker and we are asked to avoid contact if possible.  I had heard that they were going to have one way aisles, but that hadn't happened yet, so we will see next week.

I am so used to seeing empty toilet paper and paper towel shelves that I don't even think about it now.  This is the new normal.  They also were practically out of dishwasher and dish detergent, as well as eggs, which is ironic since Petaluma was once the self-proclaimed 'egg capital of the world'.  It reminds me of what they used to tell us about life in the old USSR.  Word would go out that a shop had shoes or meat, and everyone would rush to line up to get it while it lasted.  There were plenty of times in my life when I didn't have the money for everything I wanted, but I don't remember a time like this even through fire, flood and earthquakes.

Of course, this is really just an inconvenience.  There are no real shortages, just people behaving badly and buying more than they need.  The folks working in the grocery stores are literally risking their lives to keep the shelves stocked, and I am grateful to be healthy and able to go to the store.

Beautiful day in the neighborhood

tracking the corona

I've had a hard time tracking this thing.  You can get how many died on a specific day and what the total is, but it's hard to get the day by day totals which I think is what you really want to know to track it.  I finally found this. I think the death rate is more meaningful because cases depends a lot on how many they have tested lately. 

This is the site: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Missouri  I used Missouri because most of us expatriates live there.  You can change the location by just putting in say, California, or St_Louis into the url, or maybe there is some way to navigate within the page.  Of course it's still going to be a pretty rough instrument, but I want something.  I am looking for a leveling off so at some point, even if things are still going badly I can think that today is slightly better than yesterday. 

I noticed yesterday in fb that an old Champaign friend of mine (Denise Taylor) is running a fever and going to get testing as is the sister of a guy I know from the building. 

Changing the subject.  Somebody in fb is putting up shots from Mitch Brown's movie Shot.  Here is a link: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3058739247511376&set=pcb.2729849697113582&type=3&theater&ifg=1  I think that is Wilson hopping the hedge or whatever.  I remember that Sirloin House.  Not much on steaks, but I loved that Texas toast/

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Shopping and other thoughts

I believe Nancy started a post about shopping in these times. She didn't post it, so I thought I would put in a few words about it.
Fred went to Walmart today.Yes, he wore a mask. He hadn't been able  to find good yogurt for himself. He likes plain, high fat yogurt and we both hate Dannon. It's too sour. So, I asked him to see if he could find paper towels and Lysol or Clorox wipes too. He found yogurt, but absolutely no paper towels or wipes. He found a pair of hair scissors for me. I need to trim my own hair now. Salon not open.
I worry about my hair stylist. He really isn't rich and needs the income.
Fred managed to score a few rolls of toilet paper the other day. This hoarding is becoming a major problem everywhere. Our county still has no reported cases. Big sigh!
The New York Times has a really good map that shows state by state and county by county within each state cases and deaths. It is updated daily.
Kansas City cases have dropped a lot. St. Louis is still on the upswing. Our local hospital is ready and waiting with expectation. They have diagnosed one case who drove here from Springfield with the virus already raging in her. Tested her right away. Swabbed her throat while she was in the car and had her drive back to her mother's place here. She is recovering well. She is in her twenties.
Our friends are being super careful. Damn near all of us are qualified as "old". That is over 60.
I think that this hand washing is rapidly becoming a regular habit that may not go away ever. Just means I have to use moisturizer more. Hmmm. Wonder when people will start hoarding moisturizer.
I turned off my "block pop-up windows" and now I can post here. Wow, who knew?
Our parks are still open, but not those with playground equipment. Hope you can still walk the dog, Sadie.
Tomorrow will be the first day our city ordinance goes into effect, but businesses have followed the guidelines for weeks, so there will be little change. Carry out and curbside service only. No more than 10 people together at once, even on private property. That does not include grocery stores or other essential businesses. Liquor stores are considered essential, but I noticed as I am starting to run out of my shampoo the one store that sells it (Sally's) is closed. The person running the nursery (plants) was complaining that they would probably have to shut down, but Lowe's is open and selling plants. She didn't think that was fair at all. I have to agree. The nursery is a local business and will really suffer as they approach their busiest time.

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Reading Comprehension Test - as a test post



St Louis County is comprised of 88 municipalities and many of them have their own, local parks.
St Louis County also maintains a park system of 71 parks. They have their own fancy logo and everything.

Yesterday, the County Executive issued an order to close all the St Louis County Parks, and he went on to name several of the bigger parks in the County Park System like Lone Elk Park and Susson Park, because people wouldn't stop having parties or observe the social distancing orders.

Since the order says "all St Louis County Parks are being closed", not "all parks in St Louis County are being closed" I take this to mean that my local city park is still open for business even though my little city is located within St Louis County. No closed signs are posted at my park except for the signs on the kiddie playground and the rest rooms. Those have been there for probably a week now. So, I'm continuing to walk my dog in the park because that's the only place she'll poop plus the walk is good exercise. If I get a citation I will use the above park closure wording as my defense.

Also, anyone who has watched Counterpart will find all this eerily familiar.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

ending the third week

Almost three weeks locked in now.  We didn't get locked in until the 17th, but I'm counting from Friday March 13th, the last day I had a beer in a bar.  So long ago.

Nut much chatter, but then what is there to chatter about?  It reminds me of my last days in Champaign, the fall of 1984.  I was still closing down the Esquire every fucking night, but not many others were anymore.  I'd bike to the bar and maybe there would be Craig, Higgs, Dan Weir.  We would nod to each other, but otherwise stare straight ahead silently.  We had seen each other in the Esquire the night before, and the night before that, and stretching back to who knew when, and none of us led exciting lives so nothing had happened to any of us since the night before when we had last seen each other, so we had nothing to talk about.  What's new?  Nothing.

Kind of like that these days huh?  Oh I'm sure some of us have put the time to good use, but cleaning out your closets is not rich material for conversation.  Reason I am thinking there haven't been any new posts in about a week.

It is warming up a bit, and I am getting out more.  Took a nice walk through downtown yesterday, but it was so damn eerie.  It's like going to a funeral, sure it is a nice day, and maybe it's a fine looking church, but it's not a happy thing.  And though people are sparse there are a lot of cars.  Back before the lock down downtown traffic was at a crawl due partly to pedestrians crossing against the lights and jaywalking.  We were the bullies, if a car wanted to go on the green light they had to wait until we crossed, and we took our good time.  Anymore they just fly.  If you are crossing and you see a car half a block down then you would just stroll across. anymore you gotta hustle your butt because that guy is flying.

This mask thing, I don't know. Sentiment is growing towards it, but I don't hear much about what good it is, and then there's the beard and then there's, ok I admit it, looking like a dork (I should worry, but still).  Nevertheless I thought I'd give it a try today when I went out to buy a new CD/radio player at Target.  By the way, did you know that they don't call it a radio anymore, they say it has an AM/FM receiver.  If you're not a very with-it guy, you are thinking what the hell does that mean, do I have to like plug it into some amplifier?  If it was a radio, wouldn't they say it was a radio?  Apparently not.

Of course I don't have a mask, I have a bandanna of Craig's that Lydia sent me and I was wondering whatever am I going to do with that?  Well now I knew.  I tied it on my face and went out telling myself it was an adventure.  I long for adventure.  But it wasn't much of one.  Only one in seven was wearing a mask and I was the only one wearing a bandanna.  It wasn't much of an adventure